Michael C. Mahon

Booking Sergeant

Joshua

Driver

Teacher

Altox

Peterson

Braddock

Santa Claus

Rachel's Doctor

Coach Burdette

Citz Hall Reporter

Doug

Billy Joe Lee

Detective Smith

Field Coach

Grumpy Man

Officer James Gilmore

Detective Greenberg

Ben Wilcox

Carl Traynor

Mike

Mr. Baker (segment "Precious")

Adam Thompson

Jack

Donald Kirby (as Michael Mahon)

Sidekick

Clean Cut

Joe

Detective Greenberg

Unknown Role

Barry McCarthy

Brian

Security Guard

Prisoner

Will Carter

Michael

FBI Agent in Car

Trader - Office

Larry

Hal

Self