Rick Zieff

Chief Clark (voice)

Meathead / Narrator (voice)

Richard Nixon

Croaks (voice)

Crunch (voice)

Spike (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Infomercial Announcer

Ithmush Trundleshank / Nathaniel Trundleshank / Silas Trundleshank (voice)

Chief (voice)

Raoul (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Elephant King / Glitter Balls (voice)

Evil Guy/Troll/Scaroar (voice)

Evil Guy (voice) / Troll (voice) / Scaroar (voice)

Dr. Kinsella

General Cashews (voice)

Shu Yashima (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Mouse King / Screech / Soldiers (voice)

Brad (voice)

Spike (voice)

Antonio

Desiccated Man (voice)

Gang (voice)

Unknown Role

Barry Verlinger

Narrator / Buddy / Thrasher (voice)

Denogorgon the Skull (voice)

Zibo / Slade

Moshie

Morrie (voice)

Unknown Role

Martin Arnold

Eli Becker

Tellican (voice)

Dr. Shelly Hecht

Mr. Jones

Unknown Role

Bouncer (voice)

NY Producer

Mr. Delgado

Vic Nabokov

Heidi's Dad

(voice)

Arthur

Unknown Role

Obi-Wan Kenobi

The Dentist

Unknown Role