Philip Maurice Hayes

Capt. Dan Greer

Sheriff Cannonball (voice)

Marshall

Kino

Rokit, King Nixel

P. Everett Knickknack

Paul Makely (archive footage from "The Amy Fisher Story")

Stan Warren

Voice on PA

Sheriff Ryan

Deputy Bill

Colden

Additional Voices (voice)

Clif Kosterman

Man in Queue

Hawk / Chief Torpedo / Wetsuit (voice)

TV Reporter

Additional Voices (voice)

Chief Torpedo (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Jumbah (voice)

Mark McGwire / Politician (voice)

Elf Boss / Parrot (credit only)

Unknown Role

Oly (voice) / Fred (voice)

Earl (voice)

Basher (voice)

Sergeant

Mr. Smith (voice)

Phil

Giles (voice)

Jeff Mungo / Reggie Stainback (voice)

(voice)

Wayne-Powers Guard (voice)

Guard (voice)

Warren

Eddie

Power Pooch (voice)

Jury

Additional Voices (voice)

Sergeant (voice)

Unknown Role

Scratch (voice)

Kelly Burns

Morris Code

Tumbleweed Tex

Sgt. Curse (voice)

Guard (voice)

Deke (voice)

Sheriff Cutter